Heeb Magazine

Starting today, I will be writing content for Heeb Magazine online.  Up first, a series of interviews with comedians, starting with Seth Herzog.

FEARSOME vs. The Final Jew

Two events in the coming week:

Saturday night, December 5th, FEARSOME takes the stage with MURDERFIST in a sketch comedy extravaganza.

The PIT

154 W. 29^th Street (between 6^th and 7^th)

Saturday, December 5^th – 11:00pm

Get tickets here.

Next Thursday, December 10^th, my new play THE FINAL JEW will have a staged reading.

The 15/20s: Staged Readings of New Works 

The Final Jew by Alex Goldberg

Join us on THURSDAY, DEC. 10th at 7:00pm for a staged reading of The Final Jew

THE FINAL JEW
by Alex Goldberg
Directed by Seth Soloway

Stage Manager – Jennifer Marie Russo*

featuring
Richard D. Busser, Kwaku Driskell*, Brad Makorowski*, Karla Mosley*, Kelly Scanlon*, Adam Wald*
*Appears courtesy of the Actors Equity Association.

Attend the first public reading of a new play by acclaimed comedy writer Alex Goldberg (I’m In Love with Your Wife, Stock Home, Fearsome Sketch Comedy).

The Final Jew, a dark historical comedy, begins in the year 2032 as Marvin Black witnesses his own funeral and is quickly spirited away to the customs office of the afterlife.  As he is processed it is revealed that not only was Marvin the last survivor of the Holocaust to die, but in a strange cosmic twist the customs official processing his entry into the afterlife is Adolf Hitler.  Throughout the interview and interrogation Marvin must forgive Hitler of his crimes against humanity, execute him, or relive his own life with the shadow of Hitler always by his side.

Venue and Ticket Information

Good Shepherd United Methodist Church
30-44 Crescent Street at 30th Rd., Astoria, NY

DIRECTIONS

 N/W to 30th Avenue. Walk down 30th Avenue, turn left on Crescent Street. Turn right on 30th Rd. The entrance is the second set of red doors on your left.

Street Parking Only.

TICKETS ARE FREE!

Reserve by emailing boxoffice@apacny.org or leaving a message at 718/393/7505

LYING NAKED staged reading

LYING NAKED, a new one-act play about a couple that first gets naked and then gets intimate, will have a staged reading in New Ground Theater Collective’s Cornerstones Reading Series.  Over two days they will read nine plays.  LYING NAKED will be read on Saturday, November 7^th.

CORNERSTONES NOVEMBER READING SERIES

@ The Off-Broadway Bleecker Street Theater

45 Bleecker

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7^th

1:00 -3:00 PM

Missed

by Sergei Burbank,

Rules of Engagement

by Nandita Shenoy,

Lipstick and Wrenches

by August Schulenburg;

Directed by Erin Smiley

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Lying Naked

by Alex Goldberg

Directed by Amber Gallery

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STARRING

Mariel Matero, Glory Bowen, Chris Bennet, Kathryn Elizabeth Lawson, Kyle Steven Porter, Joy Lanceta, Eugene Oh, Rosebud Baker, and Jason Grossman.

NEWGROUND THEATER COLLECTIVE:

TEISHA BADER

ROSEBUD BAKER

GLORY BOWEN

LUCIANA FAULHABER

MARIEL MATERO

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*Admission Price is $10 to see all plays, or $16 if you want to see all the plays on Sunday as well.

Tickets are available for purchase online or at the door:

 http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/88123

Updates

THE ADVENTURES OF RICK BRICKMAN, co-written by Michael Pace, won the Bronze medal in the sitcom category of the 2009 PAGE Screenwriting Awards.  World domination to follow.

LYING NAKED, a one-act play about a couple and their late night activities, will receive a staged reading in the New Ground Reading Series November 7th and 8th at the theater at 45 Bleecker Street.

BROAD DAYLIGHT will be produced in a one-act play festival in New York in March or April of 2010.

Updates on the updates

Progress:

*BROAD DAYLIGHT has been translated into Mandarin and will be performed in Taiwan in early October. 

*APAC (Astoria Performing Arts Center) announced that THE FINAL JEW will have a staged reading in this season’s The 15/20s: Staged Readings of New Works on Thursday, December 10th.

*THE ADVENTURES OF RICK BRICKMAN was named a finalist in the Page Screenwriting Awards.  Out of hundreds of submissions in the sitcom pilot category, BRICKMAN is now in the top ten.

Added bonus: a new full-length play is complete, and a new TV sitcom pilot is almost complete.   Stay tuned…

A lot of little updates

Naturally, things slow down in the summer (with the exception of molasses and wet concrete, both of which come to a complete stop in summer).  However, things are happening and without specific concrete dates in mind, there are definitely updates with various writing projects:

* BREAKDOWN IN BABEL is currently being adapted into a graphic novel by Gus Ferrari.  In addition, it is being rewritten as a short film and will be shot this fall.

* BROAD DAYLIGHT, an unproduced short play, is currently being translated and adapted for the world premiere in Taiwan.

* THE FINAL JEW, an unproduced full-length play, will get a staged public reading with a wonderful theater company during their 2009-10 reading series.

* STOCK HOME will get a staged public reading with a wonderful theater company in Chicago during their 2009-10 reading series for consideration in their following season.

* THE ADVENTURES OF RICK BRICKMAN, a sitcom pilot co-written with Michael Pace, has made it through the first three rounds of a writing competition, and out of hundreds is one of the remaining 25 scripts under consideration.

More updates to come, and more new writing projects are underway.

A FEARSOME Encore

Fearsome performs a set at the debut night of The Repeat Offenders Sketch Comedy Show, an evening of sketch, stand-up, and comedy songs.  Last chance to see Fearsome for a while, as Chris leaves for his month-long honeymoon next week.

 

THE REPEAT OFFENDERS SKETCH COMEDY SHOW

Saturday, June 27th

10:30pm

The Bleecker Street Theatre

45 Bleecker Street (right off the 6 train)

Tickets are $15.

FEARSOME at SketchFestNYC

FEARSOME returns to SketchFestNYC, New York’s finest Sketch Comedy Festival, for the fifth year.   The festival takes place June 11-13, and features all star comedy from across North America, and once again FEARSOME has been selected to close out the entire weekend.

One of the best aspects of a festival like this is the wide variety of what constitutes sketch comedy all together in one venue, with each act carefully selected out of hundreds of submissions.   Purchase a pass for the entire weekend, or get a pass for just one night.

But if you only have time for one group, make it FEARSOME.

Fearsome in a hot tub

FEARSOME @ SketchFestNYC

June 13^th @ 11:00pm

UCB Theatre

307 W. 26^th Street (between 8^th and 9^th Aves)

http://sketchfestnyc.com/

R.I.P. Sofabed

My sofabed survived over two decades of regular and irregular wear and tear.  When my family first purchased it, custom made from a distant family member who designs furniture, Reagan was still in office and I still thought I was going to make it in the N.B.A.  Since then it has moved numerous times, with my parents, then to me while living in Virginia, then back to my parents, and finally to my apartment in New York.  Now that it is undesirable as a sofa and a bed, I finally decided to put it out of its misery.  I desperately tried to pawn it off on Craigslist and wrote the following, hoping that someone would enjoy the ad enough to take it off my hands.

Free sofabed…and $10 cash! (Upper West Side)

Reply to: sale-aj9ug-1078937215@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-17, 11:40AM EDT

I need to get rid of my sofabed. I know, you want a sofa badly and are willing to pay any price…and look, here’s a free one! And not only that, I will pay you $10 to come pick it up! That’s right, ten whole dollars…that’s almost one free movie ticket, and a free sofa! What a deal, right? Wrong. Before you race to reply, spilling your coffee on your keyboard in hopes of becoming the first in line to get this treasure (and the cash) let me try and convince you why you don’t want this sofa:

1. The upholstery is worn a bit. Generally it’s pretty good, however…

2. The cushions are almost all ripped. Don’t even think about flipping them to hide the rips, I did that years ago. Now there are rips on both sides.

3. It may be the most uncomfortable bed in the history of sofabeds. All night your guest will think about that bar rigidly set in the middle of their back. The last few people with the honor of sleeping on that couch quickly elected to fold it back up and sleep on the cushions. Which partially explains #1 and 2.

4. The sofabed is 20 years old. That’s a lot of ass.

5. This sofabed was originally used by my family in Virginia. If you still hold a grudge from The Civil War, this is not the item of furniture for you.

6. You would be responsible for moving it. It will take two strong people, at least. Maybe 3.

Don’t care, and are still interested? How about this:

7. Oh, I live in a fourth floor….walkup. Yeah, so there’s that.

Still interested in the sofa? Then by all means, send me an email. Oh, and the $10 is payable once the sofabed is safely in your vehicle. What am I, an idiot? I’m not shelling out $10 for you to abandon that couch.

Oh, and it needs to move by March 27th. Thanks.

 

 

 

 

No one took it, although one college student came close, until he realized he wasn’t going to be able to walk it the ¾ of a mile to his place.  That said, I received dozens of hilarious replies.  Here are a few of my favorites, printed verbatim:

 
* Well you made my crack up! Then you made my friends crack up at the bar! I showed them on my phone. Well good luck and quit yourday job and do some stand up.
<{{{><La-Shonda a.k.a. Gods Mvp ><}}}>

 

* ROLMAO THAT IS THE MOST FUNNIEST POST I EVER READ  LMAO CANNOT STOP GIGGLING  IN HISTERICS ROLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

* JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJJAJA thank you very much ! you made me laugh:) and that is priceless!
but, I hear you are moving? well , mee too. I am moving out of the country and I am selling everything I have…. so if you need a new sofabed, which I am sure you do! well, write me back to XXXXXX@yahoo.com  for a picture of the sofabed, or any other Item you are interested in.

 

* Wow.. you have to pay $10 to get rid of it? What if you dissassemble it and throw it out the window? No really, just have someone watch for pedestrians.

 

* What am I, an idiot?  YEAH I REALLY THINK U R

 I’m not shelling out $10 for you to abandon that couch.

 

*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ! 

 

but my girlfriend and I would be glad to get those 10 bucks… 5 $ each… we could get 2 dinner in chinatown to celebrate our 1st anniversary !  

 

Or I could ask her to give me her 5 bucks and i could buy one string for my guitar ! 

 

anyway… 

 

Thx for yourd add dude, we had great fun reading it !  

 

Good luck to get rid of that  !  

 

Peace 

 

Au & Stef

 
* I dont want your sofabed but can I just tell you that you have the  
best craigslist ad ever can we be best friends? hahaha

 

Thanks to some good and loyal friends, the sofabed was removed this weekend and now, hopefully, is the property of the New York Department of  Sanitation.

 

Rest In Pieces, Sofabed

 

 

1988 – 2009

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Babel on…

My short play Breakdown in Babel has made it to the semifinals of The Network One Act Competition.  There are two performances in front of the general public and industry judges, and both get to vote.  Performances are Thursday, March 19th at 6:00pm and Saturday, March 21st at 11:00am (yep, that’s in the morning).  Come check it out and vote Babel on to the finals.